today had a good day!
had fun throwing fries around!
and made e auntie picked up our rubbish!
thanks!


woohoo!
um. um. um...
woohoo!


and theres a kid riding a escalator!
woah tats cool man!
LOL okay siao.


um a good day basically!
LOL
suddenly lost what i wna say
but well this is jus something for everyone!
i mean jc students!
:D


Methods to relieve stress in class


1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the tutor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
3. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.
4. Address the tutor as "your excellency".
5. When the lecturer turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
6. Relive your primary school days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the tutor if he's been drinking.
8. Correct the tutor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the 'i' is silent.
9. Sit in the front row reading the tutor's graduate thesis and snickering.
10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the tutor can't understand you.
11. Wink at the tutor every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute!)
12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.

as time pass.
we get to know one another better
we understand their behaviour
their limits and their characters.
some even took another step
to the bgr stage.


however, some of us still prefer to stay put
at the friends stage.
yes cost and benefits?
oh well whatever.


to think back how i've treated everyone,
from strangers to friends to 'FRIEND' to family,
i think i did a pretty lousy job overall.
strangers were still okay
coz the fact i dunno them at all.
i didnt really kept alot of close friends
but aj saved me yea? LOL
family was all along problematic
so its always an issue for me to think about la
'FRIEND' was urm.
well i kinda suck at it la
up till now im still blaming myself
for everything that happened
for the good things yay!
but for the bad things forgive me okay!
(tats if u r actually reading this.)


so coming to aj isnt tat bad afterall!
got to know lots more new fun ppl
theres a FUSION of st gabs and a normal sch
so theres fun and laughter
at the same time theres mugging
so theres a pretty good balance la.


wheeeee. thinking mood agn!
thats a really bad thing! LOL
wads more im listening to cheena songs
so yea 'emo-induction' i call it


its a bad day!
cant really conc playing squash
didnt even did ONE SINGLE perfect shot
which normally i could la
and moreover playing with a NON SCH TEAM PLAYER
so shld be easy peasy
but somehow i got defeated badly.
argh.


and pe! LOL today pe was.. indeed tiring!
lousy stamina i have!
but anyway its quite funny coz HE tok about blogging
blogging the things he said and wadever happened la
basically the point tat u cant publich false things
or things he said and u misinterpret it
wadever.
then in my mind i was like
oh pls who would wan to blog ur talk onto their blogs
waste memory space?
waste time?
lol HE is cute. VERY cute.


schools over! tml is a friday!
stll dun hav tat rah rah mood in me!
and tml is aj idol!
and somehow im not looking forward to it!
i dunno y! LOL


its okay. just wait. wait for your turn.
just hang in there a little longer.
have a little faith.




From the WordPerfect Help Desk.


This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired. HOWEVER, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause."


Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller:


"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"


"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."


"What sort of trouble?"


"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."


"Went away?"


"They disappeared."


"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"


"Nothing."


"Nothing?"


"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."


"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"


"How do I tell?"


"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"


"What's a sea-prompt?"


"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"


"There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept anything I type."


"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"


"What's a monitor?"


"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"


"I don't know."


"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"


"Yes, I think so."


"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."


".......Yes, it is."


"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"


"No."


"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."


".......Okay, here it is."


"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."


"I can't reach."


"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"


"No."


"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"


"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."


"Dark?"


"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."


"Well, turn on the office light then."


"I can't."


"No? Why not?"


"Because there's a power outage."


"A power... A power outage? Ah, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"


"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."


"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."


"Really? Is it that bad?"


"Yes, I'm afraid it is."


"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"


"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

up till now,
exactly wads affecting me im not too sure,
but i do know a little about it.
and i was surprised.
really surprised how time had changed things,
totally.


seriously i didnt expect that coming.
so yea im still pretty surprised.


anyway i played a bit of squash today
and holy crap i further injured my ankle.
now my ankle hurts for every step i take
with my right foot.


i jus realised the lesson im most interested in is econs!
i mean just look at the group ppl
and that crapping mood will just come
looking at how blur and sleepy marilyn is
looking at how crappy jiaying is
looking at how barry force others to present
LOL it makes me :D :D :D :D :D :D




Things Found Only In America.


1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.


2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.


3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.


5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.


6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.


8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


9. Only in America......do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."


10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

let my feelings totally take control
over today's post.






simply,













it was fine.
















but it kind of turned sour.






and i don't understand why,

today was a damn unproductive day!
oh my im always toking about productivity!
globalisation sucks!
):
yea i did the facilitation notes and
um. tats all?
LOL oh my oh my!


toked to my fren online
and caught up with each other
crapping bout how lousy r both schools we r in.
and THANKS for not coming family day la
instead you were going out, playing pool.
sian.
but its ur loss!
family day was fun! (:


and took a flight on air asia
to the wonderful lands of australia.
yea pretty pretty land.
alot of irritating flies
HEAVY TRAFFIC omg.
and yea glad to know it served its purpose.
instead of letting it rot at home.


oh and there were only minor changes made to it.
the main things in there are still the initial ones.
so yea i finally answered ur BURNING qn!
sucker!




Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies


It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.


A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.


If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.


Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.


It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.


When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.


No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.


Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.


When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.


You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.


Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it''''s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.


An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.


Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

wah oh man!
i realised that i can be rather prone to injuries!
had a couple of things to do on friday
and and after tat went to play squash
despite of a initial knee injury.
so i tot everything would jus be fine!
so i continued playing until!
i fell on the floor coz i twisted my ankle.
so yea painful!
and i think due to the fact that im not wearing a good shoe,
i kinda had my toe nail cracked.
and yea painful times 2!
and in addition to that!
there was this initial knee injury!
yea painful times 3!
and in addition to that!
actually there isnt anymore.
LOL if not i'll jus faint rightaway.


today is family day!
so yea woke up andmy toe hurts alot
but despite that i think it would be nice to go sch.
so yea i went sch in slippers!
and wen i reach the canteen
i can alr see my pink rice cooker at work!
(aww man so hardworking la!)
and it kind of created a contrast coz im still slacking.
so yea amazing race went quite alright.
some jams in between due to some stupid classes
but well its expected la.
knowing the fact that family day
isnt really eagerly anticipated by every single student.
so it kind of ran quite smoothly!


oh i made a little present for my norminees!
it was all thanks to their letter that they gave me!
wasnt really like TAT touched but thanks alot really.
and i added some attractive looking sweets in it!
so yep a good day!


however, that stupid lincoln
said something which really spoiled my day.
not going into the details of it.
but to think of it
cant say its disgusting.
rather i would choose the phrase 'cant be bothered'
coz its jus really too much
if one have to handle all these stuffs
for the whole jc life.
i mean jus do wad u feel like doing.
and tats all. jus go for it.
wheeeeee! :D


then went out for dinner with the stupid one!
then had dessert! LOL
fattening dessert indeed.
despite knowing the fact that nafa isnt tat long away
LOL grow fat grow fat!
and run 15 secs for shuttle run!


sat there like so homeless kids
and slapped each other with... urine.
or rather a manchester united fan's urine
(oh how fortunate! a man u fan's urine!)
and it was basically one of life's best thing to do
jus plain slacking in the open air
looking at the stars above
while having occasional crapping
and farting (with the boats)
yea the feeling was just simply great


while going home i slept!
as usual! and yea i slept and slept and slept.
and yea past yishun and slept and slept and slept
and woke up at woodlands.
oops? :X
yea and took a ride back to yishun
in the late late night.
wheeee!


oh yea and i found out it looks cool
to wear a orange t shirt
and hav a brown adidas bag!
it just gives tat 'smooth' feeling
well dunno how to say but yea i like it!
overall a good day out.
(:




Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a bomb, just for fun.


They then landed, to survey the damage they caused. The first thing they saw was a small child, crying and holding a book. Then they saw another small child, crying and holding a brick. Then they saw a small child laughing his head off.


"What's so funny?" they asked him.


"It was great," he said. "I farted and my neighbor's house blew up."

finally!
the camp is over!
yes and it took up one whole weekend.
):
cant have the usual study sessions
and lesser time to slack!
in fact, it was very tiring!
not say there were lots of PT
the interviews were killer!
imagine being an interviewer from night to 4.30am
then sleep for 1.5 hour,
wake up at 6am and cont the 2nd round!
LOL. it was just really draining.


anyway, now that the camp is finished.
i actually i rather not have the camp!
there were actually alot of bad things that happened
but generally i know alot more ppl!
group 2 rocks!
and managed to really catch up with some J2s!


now back to school! finally!
e feeling its like finishing a one long holiday
and now back to school!
and the first thing is that i didnt study for my chem test!
and yar loh have to stand behind the class!
): sian la.


i have the sudden love for vasantham central!
i think like not bad eh!
they have tamil cartoon now!
and its quite interesting actually!
everyone if u have the chance mus go watch okay!


After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city.


After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city's stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy!"


He bought the "picture", but on the way home remembered that his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.


The man's daily trips to the barn began to draw Lizzy's suspicion. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with!"

YES. still managed to take some time off to blog.
despite of my busy busy busy schedule.
i really hate it wen council and ps clash.
and this time they clash just precisely
tat i've no rest at all on friday.
immediately after chem spa is pasking goodie bags
immediately after that is ppm
and immediately after that is ps camp alr.
and to think that i still wna go home bathe first then come camp.
LOL. wad a disaster my friend.
lesson learnt - dun act tough go join 2 cca la.
:P


hmm. well but i wish this ps camp would be fun!
yea let me have some hope la!
so that i can look forward to the camp!
:D


been tagged. dang.
usually i'll hate these things
coz they usually come up with REALLY funny things
and my answers are usually used for laughing purposes.
coz they are just weird. LOL.
yep so the qn of the day is
6 weird/ interesting facts about myself.
LOL right. thats a difficult one.


1. i do dance like all of a sudden at home? because of the sudden gush of energy which make you really feel like doing somethings which takes away all your energies. (this happens usually wen im trying to do hw at home yea) adn yup danced like nobody business. thou they kinda suck.


2. i have this arsenal cushion beside my bed. because i really hope arsenal can win MORE games so yea and i can't put it under my pillow, neither do i want to jus use tat as pillow coz i dun wanna drool on it. its ARSENAL after all. LOL yay but so far i still don't see them winning so maybe its a sign that i should opt for liverpool merchandise instead. (so that they can be like arsenal now, keep losing and losing)


3. i really like walking to the refrigerator and opening up the fridge door and have a look inside. whether is it empty inside or not, whether r there meat or jus veges there (because that would be a hint for wads for dinner that day). coz it really gives me a sense of satisfaction (somehow) and whenever im slightly hungry i'll jus open the fridge, have a look at wads inside and then close it. and i'll feel better! its just all in the mind you know.


4. i like sitting in ya kun for hours and hours (only applicable in certain outlets) and just only drinking one cup of iced milo and e toast. it seems uncle but it gives me that hongkong coffeechop kind of feeling, where theres like people smoking, noisy conversations. one thing that's missing in the singapore ya kun from the hong kong ones r that they lack that ah beng presence. yea i really missed that ALOT.


5. i had countless records of me being mischievous in my primary school? yea if you get to look into my primary sch handbook, other than those front few pages where u fill in ur particulars and the lyrics for national anthem etc. the rest of the pages are ALL RED. LOL not that i tried to play with the red paints in the art room and spilled over my book, they are ALL bad remarks from my teacher. and they all have 2 things in common. 1st - 'please explain to your son that this sort of behaviour in class in totally unacceptable'. 2nd - 'parent's signature'. and LOL everytime i see the teacher write 'parent's signature' i'll jus go 'oh man not again cant hide it from my parents!' LOL well. u may ask, y am i so mischievous back in my primary school? ANS: st gabriel's. :D


6. last but not least, i love to shit! this is really getting addictive man. its not only the part wen i try to squeeze everything out of my ass, its oso the part wen i look into the toilet bowl and i see how much of crap i've eaten for the past few days and it really makes u recall 'what did i eat ytd for break?' LOL and notice that healthy shit smiles! coz healthy shit they tend to be rather long (unlike those short tiny unhealthy water chestnuts) and they usually bend. so tat means if u look carefully they actually r smiling at you! see shits got emotions too. :D i think i shldnt go further coz its gonna get disgusting so. yep. tats all!


woah long entry.
and i think i wun bother tagging others
coz it creates negative externalities for them yea
so i'll be nice for once.
:D

today was a mugging ivle day!
oh man! ivle sucks big time!
now that i've finished everything (phew!)
i kind of have a phobia of ivle alr.
its like u log on to ivle...
and u go SIAN....
LOL.


yup it was a really exciting evening and night.
kind of entertaining as well!
maybe it isnt tat wise to be sad over things for long.
and considering the pile of shit i've been thru
for the past few months.
i think its really good to hav a break sometimes.


sometimes wen i look at people with religion,
like christians and catholics.
its really surprising how they can look so umm.
enlightened.
don't really know how to describe it.
but given this chance maybe i shld try going church too.
if it can really help to solve some of my problems.
rah.




A man gets pulled over for speeding in his new BMW.


A man in his 40s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.


"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and sped up even more. Then the reality of the situation hit him, "What the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.


The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."


The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."


"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

'screw you!' to the year 2007!
theres been alot of ups and downs.
and nothing seems to be going right.
at least for now.


i swear i did dreamt about it a few days back.
and now it came true.
argh. like as if i can escape from the dream.
like as if i can prevent the dream from happening.


somehow this bad.. feeling isn't gone as yet.
its still within me and argh!
):

yep yep back to blogging again!
today i wasnt in e best of mood to mug
so i did some complex numbers and thats all!
we must always remember to chill yea!
but it was jus interesting to go out.
imagine just sitting at home lazing around,
and at most do some hw and stuff
followed by tv and computer games.
it jus cant really be compared to going out
and breathe in some really refreshing air.
we call it 'taking a breather'
woah sounds chimmy chim!
but well its jus some primary school terms.


hey thanks so much for the DARK choco M&Ms!
yea heard of it before?
its DARK chocolate M&Ms.
like woah....
but it simply taste like smarties.
so hmmm. yea so much for DARK chocolate.
jacks place. rmb rmb. only ONE voucher per person.


recently, i've been reading lots of times magazines.
yea those really informative ones.
they had a range of topics..
iraq, pakistan, us, uk, indonesia, india, china WADEVER.
but most of them usually revolves around terrorism
and usually mention how the citizens critisize mr bush.
anyway heres something i came across so yea
:)


A teacher asks the class who is a fan of George W. Bush.


There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans.
Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy-Johnny.


The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan."


The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"


Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry fan." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry fan, and my Dad's a Kerry fan, so I'm a Kerry fan!"


The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"


Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."

ahhh. finally.
i've some time to spare to post up an entry.
these few days could be summarized into one word.
INSANE.
yea there were the usual lessons in school,
but proposals had been driving me crazy.
its not that im complaining bout the workload.
its jus. its finally over now. :D
for the moment.
initally wanted to stay up throughout the night
and jus finish everything at one go.
but i ended up falling asleep as soon as dinner's over.
so yea that pretty put more pressure on e next day
coz i've to finish up 2 nights of work within one night.
well. its over at least for now.


today is good friday!
yea before this i went to read a blog.
was actually about good friday.
come to think of it,
i didnt really know anything about good friday at all!
at least for the past 17 years.
i've been jus going through good fridays as jus holidays.
but well. at least now i understand good fridays a lil better.


wheeee!
'holidays' are here!
*cheers!*
its great knowing that u have a pretty long break
and starting off next week with a cca day!
but!
sian have to come back for some council things.
so much of e-learning days.
LOL.


well dun really have e mood to blog anymore!
shall go back to more proposals then.

school was boring!
its jus plain tutorials tutorials and more tutorials.
but there was one thing that was pretty fun!
surprisingly its our General Paper lesson!
instead of sleeping (which is wad my group usually do),
we stayed wide awake today! hurray!
and we did a cheer for that!
like urm.. GO GROUP GO?
LOL it was jus fun to remind each other not to sleep!


anyway after school stayed back to do some homework.
then after that did i finally noticed there was heats!
evening heats! LOL
so yea e other class had around 10 people.
our class? 3. :D
blame e miscommunication!
so yea theres gonna be alot of heats this week!
so look out for more info on e board rmb yea!


so i did e track judge job as usual.
slack. but well im doing my job. :D
then i turned my vision to a girl sitting up there,
behind those steps, on e ledge.
LOL woah i found e true definition of slack!


after that wanna go jack's place for dinner!
hmmm it was jus too tempting la really.
but in e end didnt go.
after all the trouble and stuff.
well vouchers can wait! :D


went home and yea! i played soccer with my dog!
it was stupid, but heck la.
my dog enjoys being owned. so yea.
:D




"If there are any idiots in the classroom, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet.


"Now then, tell me. Why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.


"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I really hate to see you standing up there all by yourself!"

happy april fools day!
yep had a pretty good attempt in tricking people!
heyyo! theres no school next week!
its jus been reported in the news lately!
the reason given that its april fools day!
LOL.
even got ppl call me to ask to confirm the details
like omg so stupid la!
but well it was jus pretty funny anyway!


band concert today!
well dun really know wad to post bout it.
but well yup jus okay la
as usual i fell asleep
:P




Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.


God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."


With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.


God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"


And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."